The Goddess

solution

The spiritual sex masterclass for the sacred skeptic

For any woman who feels gatekept from her pleasure for not being feminine enough—who longs to have sex that feels sacred without falling for the “divine feminine” patriarchal trap, and who still needs in their soul to feel connected to something bigger than themselves WITHOUT the spiritual bypass, in this fucked up post-colonial, industrialized world.

Based on the forgotten history that will transforms everything you thought you knew about your sex.

For the femme who side-eyes every goddess circle—
but still craves sex that feels sacred,
sisterhood without spiritual bypassing,
and a body she actually wants to live in.

I made this masterclass because..

I kept hearing over and over again in my private practice in Austin the same line from otherwise powerful, self aware, kickass women—

“I don't feel feminine enough. I never have.”
Or
"I feel like an ogre".

And let me just be clear y'all, these ladies were NOT ogres.

I kept hearing my clients tell me about the backflips they would do just so that their

partner wouldn't see their vaginas or their stomachs during sex or oral.

We normalize the fuck out of these behaviors and sentiments, but, y’all—

THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

It is absolutely NOT organic or natural to hate your own body.

And it is not normal to feel like you’re not “doing your divine feminine right.”

You are inextricably linked to your own body.

Your heart, your desires, your needs, your history, your ancestors’ stories—
they’re all living in your bones, skin, fat, and hair
(even when it grows in places it’s “not supposed to”).

And the very idea that we could somehow not be feminine enough—

when this very concept (which we’ve gotten hella confused about, but more on that later),

was literally born FROM OUR BODIES IN THE FIRST PLACE is absolutely I.N.S.A.N.I.T.Y.

And honestly? It makes perfect sense that so many of us are so fucking confused about:

– who we’re supposed to be
– what sexy even means
– how to worship our skin (actually… forget worship—most of us are just trying not to hate it)
– how to be a woman in a way that doesn’t end with us burned at the stake (whether through slut-shaming or objectification)

Because for thousands of years, systems of power have meticulously crafted a machine—
one designed to plant seeds deep inside our psyches that sprout any time we get close to exposing a lineage that would show us the truth of what lives in our skin.

➡️ They’ve made the divine feminine marketable.
➡️ They’ve taught us to mistrust other women—especially elders who’ve escaped this oppressive bullshit.
➡️ They’ve sold us the lie that sex is fundamentally a performance.

Almost everything you read online now is a version of the divine feminine that so many of us can’t even stomach. You know the one—

Flower crown. Lace dress. Holding a “divination” (or manifestation or whatever) glass orb.

But I realized that before we can…

– feel connected to something bigger,
– see our own skin, moans, anger, sweat, and “ugly” as divine,
– or fuck like undomesticated beasts—

we must decolonize her history—and drag her out of capitalism’s chokehold.

That’s why I created The Goddess Solution—
a no-bullshit masterclass for the woman who cringes at goddess cosplay but still aches to feel her body as holy.

This isn’t pastel spirituality.
It’s not lace and flower crowns.
It’s not about being “more feminine” or finally getting the sacred feminine performance right.

This is about finally understanding why none of that ever felt like yours—and reclaiming a version of divinity that includes your rage, your realness, your sweat, your stretch marks, your sacred erotic hunger.

This class doesn’t ask you to become someone new. It helps you remember the truth of who you already are—beneath the noise, the shame, and the spiritual fluff that never landed anyway.

🔥 Uncover What Got Stolen from You
Sex used to be sacred. Women were honored. Your body was once seen as a gateway to the divine. That memory lives in your bones—and it’s time to wake it the hell up.

🧠 Get the Real History—Not the Watered-Down Woo
Before patriarchy, before porn, before Cosmo—there were cultures that treated female pleasure as holy. You’re not disconnected—you’re disinherited. Let’s change that.

👀 Finally Understand Why None of It Ever Felt Right
You’ve been performing. Smiling. Moaning on cue. Wondering why none of it lands. This isn’t because you’re broken—it’s because the script was rigged. Let’s burn it.

💔 Name the Shame You Didn’t Even Know You Carried
Not knowing what you want? Not feeling “feminine” enough? Regretting surgery you thought would fix you? This is where we stop blaming ourselves for systems designed to disorient us.

🧭 Find Your Way Back to Pleasure That’s Actually Yours
No more stolen scripts. No more performative sensuality. Just you, your body, and the wild, ancient knowing that’s been waiting beneath the noise.

👯‍♀️ Learn Why You’ve Never Felt Right in “Women’s Spaces”—And Still Crave Them
You long for sisterhood, but the womb chants make you want to bolt. You’re not alone. There’s a reason you’ve never felt at home in the sacred feminine scene—and it’s not because you’re too much. It’s because you’re still too awake.

🔮 Meet the Goddesses as They Were—Not How They’ve Been Marketed
We’re talking blood, sex, death, ecstasy, rebirth. Not just fertility and rose quartz. The real goddesses were fierce, erotic, and powerful as hell. You’re not crazy for wanting that kind of role model.

🧨 Dismantle the Lie That You Have to Heal Alone
What if your shame isn’t personal? What if it’s cultural? What if you never needed fixing—just remembering? There’s power in knowing the history behind your pain.

💡 See Why "Low Libido" Might Be Your Body’s Way of Saying F*ck This
Maybe you’re not “low desire.” Maybe you’re just done performing for a world that never asked what you like. This class helps you decode the difference.

👑 Take Back the Crown You Were Never Supposed to Have
Your power. Your pleasure. Your clarity. All of it was buried for a reason. This is your invitation to dig it up—with both hands and zero apologies.

So what are we actually doing here?

This isn’t about wearing a flower crown while you fake moan your way to empowerment.
This is about truth. About receipts. About reclaiming what the patriarchy buried—and what the #highvibehealing crowd is too scared to dig up.

Inside The Goddess Solution, you’ll:

All registrants will get lifetime access to the recording.

WHAT’S INCLUDED

This isn’t a vibe. It’s a visceral re-education in sex, power, and history.

Everything inside The Goddess Solution is built to give you actual answers, not vague empowerment mantras. You'll walk away with a new map of where your shame came from, why your sex life feels off, and what to do with all that sacred craving you’ve been carrying for years.

🔥 THE GODDESS SOLUTION MASTERCLASS

A 60-minute immersive seminar on the lost history of sacred sexuality and feminine power. Inside, we cover:

  • How female pleasure and sexual sovereignty were once treated as sacred—and when, where, and why that shifted

  • The key historical events and spiritual systems that rewrote your relationship to desire

  • What goddess worship actually meant before it was sanitized by the self-help industry

  • How your “sexual stuckness” may be the result of systems—not personal failure

  • Why your body still craves a kind of sex you’ve never experienced—and how to listen to that craving

  • The deeper reason sisterhood feels like something you want, but can’t seem to find

Think: lecture, sermon, and erotic awakening—wrapped into one unapologetic hour.

🧭 THE REMEMBERING WORKBOOK

A guided integration workbook to help you:

  • Unpack what parts of your sex story were never really yours

  • Reflect on the longing you’ve felt but never been able to name

  • Get honest about what feels fake, forced, or missing in your current relationship to sex and sisterhood

  • Start rewriting a sexual narrative that actually belongs to you

This is sacred excavation in writing form.

🎥 LIFETIME ACCESS TO THE RECORDING

Miss the live session? Want to rewatch when the shame creeps back in? You’ll get unlimited replay access so you can revisit this transmission anytime you need a reminder of who you are—and what was stolen from you.

📚 BONUS: THE UNHOLY TIMELINE

An exclusive PDF that outlines the major historical, political, and religious shifts that impacted how women’s sexuality was defined, distorted, and controlled.
This is not a conspiracy theory—this is real history, sourced and cited, that will change how you see everything from marriage to masturbation.

💌 BONUS: “YOU’RE NOT BROKEN” EMAIL SERIES

A slow-drip, post-seminar series of short emails that keep the remembering alive. Includes:

  • Mini lessons on feminine rage, erotic longing, and embodied spiritual rebellion

  • Pep talks that cut through shame with truth

  • Reflection prompts that will stay with you long after the class ends

💃 THREE EMBODIED RITUALS TO BRING IT INTO YOUR BODY

We’re not stopping at history—we’re anchoring it into your cells. These guided audio rituals are short, sensual, and designed to get you out of your head and into the truth of your body.

  • “Touch Without Performance” – A somatic practice for feeling your own hands as sacred—not seductive, not performative, just yours.

  • “Reclaiming the Temple” – A breath + movement ritual to come home to the body you were taught to control.

  • “Pleasure as Protest” – A guided experience that reframes feeling good as an act of resistance, sovereignty, and sacred remembering.

These aren’t about technique—they’re about repatterning your relationship to your body in real time.

🧭 ***Super BONUS***: The Map You Were Never Given

You’ll also get access to a private mini-class where I share the framework I use with my 1:1 clients to bring them back into real relationship with their bodies, their desire, and their feminine knowing—especially when everything else has left them more confused.

This isn’t a checklist.
It’s not about becoming “more embodied” in some vague, aspirational way.
It’s about learning to track your body’s real signals—what it wants, what it resists, where it’s carrying unspoken truth—so you can move through life (and sex) without abandoning yourself.

Once you see the path, you won’t believe you ever tried to navigate without it.

🎁 SPECIAL GIFT FOR ATTENDEES

You’ll also receive a sneak peek invitation to work deeper with me if this conversation cracks something open in you. No pressure. Just possibilities.

I’m Nicole,

and I’m so glad you’ve found your way here, you pleasure-seeker you…

And if you’re a sacred skeptic with a side of deep craving…
welcome home.

I created The Goddess Solution for the women who’ve done the work—therapy, tantra, breathwork, body image rewiring—and still find themselves asking:

Why does sex still feel so off? Why don’t I feel like a woman, even when I try to? Why do I feel like I’m pretending, even when I’m “empowered”?

I’ve been practicing as a certified sexological bodyworker for years now, guiding people into their pleasure, their power, and their bodies. But here’s what I’ve learned: none of it lands—**not the somatics, not the sacred sexuality, not even the healing—**if we don’t first understand what was taken from us.

Because here’s the secret no one’s saying out loud:
You’re not stuck because you’re resistant.
You’re stuck because the blueprint you were handed is bullshit.
And your body knows it.

That’s why I created this seminar. Not to fix you. Not to help you “embody your feminine” like it’s a performance.
But to give you back the story that explains everything.

My whole philosophy is rooted in this:
Your body is not an object to sculpt, a symptom to solve, or a mystery to decode. It’s a living process—one that already knows the way, if you know how to listen. The work is never about forcing more. It’s about following what’s already true.

If you’re the kind of woman who wants sex that feels sacred—but can’t stomach the pastel goddess fluff…
If you’ve got one foot in the spiritual and one foot in the real world, wondering if there’s a place for both…
If you’re sick of empowerment sound baths and ready for the truth…

You’re my people.

Let’s unearth what got buried.
Let’s remember what was erased.
Let’s reclaim what never stopped belonging to you.

Glad you’re here.
—Nicole